During a toast master’s meeting, I heard a humorous piece on marriage relationship and the following observations were made.
- What do you want for supper? Husband gives options wife turns it down selections.
- Valentine holiday: Hotels filled restaurants full, chocolate gone. The husband who wants to celebrate, have few options left.
- One spouse hot. One spouse cold
- One late one on time.
- A couple packs for a short trip. The husband prepares 5 min before. The wife starts several days before departure. She make lists for self and kids. Husband tells boys to get their own clothes. End up, needed items are forgotten.
- Quote: Behind every great man is a surprised woman.
- Quote: Marriage like good wine as long as you put a cork in it.
- Quote: I’m the boss and my wife is the decision maker.
- Quote: to keep your marriage brimming with love Husbands should. Whenever you’re wrong admit it whenever your right shut up.
- Women usually go to the bathroom in pairs.
- Note on toilet: We aim to please, you aim please
- YouTube: watch magic coffee table.
